WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit chuffed, mate. What's got your tights in a bunch? Spill the gossips. We can't have you bottling it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a cuppa and you can chat us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could explode any seco